Orbitz Customer Care

October 18, 2011 at 7:36 am | Posted in Uncategorized | Leave a comment

And the winner for the worst hold music ever is, Orbitz! With their distorted and out of tune rendition of Ode To Joy From Hell, they have made the experience of waiting on hold more torturous than was previously thought possible. In a recent poll, even Ani DiFranco’s music was more preferable than the Orbitz hold music. Orbitz public relations insists that the sharp spike in the national homicide rate which coincided with their change in hold music is only a coincidence.